Sharp Dressed Man

Although, Bro and Ruby were not officially romantically involved, they had been sharing the same bed for sleeping purposes. So, Bro was less than amused to find Novio snoring away on his pillow.

"Just what in the hell do you think you're doing, Novio?" said Bro rather loudly.

The tuxedoed trespasser leapt from Ruby's bed and screamed, "NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX!!!"

"This is it!" Bro yelled. "Now you have really crossed the line!!!"

Ruby woke to angry shouting.

And this is not how Ruby likes to be awakened.

"What kind of sick and twisted, tuxedo-wearing, freak are you?!!"
Ruby shouted. "What kind of infantile, degenerate, pervert...?!!"

"The kind who deserves a spanking...?" Novio suggested.


Next: Mia Culpa!