When Mama asked where he had been, Papa said that he had been just attending to business. Then he quickly changed the subject to the brand new computer he had brought home.
Everyone loved the new computer, and Papa did behave nicely to the family for a day or two. But before they knew it, he had slipped back into his old, obnoxious, behavior patterns.
He told Mama that her long hair made her look like a sasquatch.
This did not make Mama feel very pretty. She decided to go take a shower. After she had disrobed, she discovered that the shower had mysteriously stopped working.
When she told Papa, he said that he had already called a plumber. Just then a beautiful, blond-haired, woman with tools showed up. They seemed to know each other and Papa spent an hour flirting with her. To top it off, she never even fixed the shower.Next: Pour Some Sugar on Me
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Beware of blond women bearing tools. Or was that Greeks bearing gifts? I can never remember...
ReplyDeleteI think you were right the first time, blonds with tools.
ReplyDeleteLOL Poor Mama still can't take a shower!
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