There Once Was a Man...

Bro met a cute girl at school today. Her name was Lisa. They made plans to study astronomy at Bro's house after school.

Baby thought that Bro's new friend was decidedly funny-looking.

Bro and his new female friend seemed to have good chemistry. I believe that Bro was actually beginning to think that he might have a chance to study her "heavenly body"...

That's when Papa stepped outside in his bikini briefs and began to joke around, describing what a loser Bro was and warning that she should stay away from him.

Bro was terribly embarrassed by Papa's behavior outside, but he was even more embarrassed when Papa brought his new friend into the house and showed her his favorite book of dirty limericks.

Fortunately, Papa eventually wandered off to find something to eat. Bro suggested that they could finally start working on their astronomy homework. But alas, he could not tear Lisa away from the book of dirty limericks.

NEXT: Lame Evening