Where's Baby???

When it got dark and Baby had failed to return, the family got worried. They began frantically searching around town.

Somebody told them that an abandoned bicycle had been seen up around the town cemetery. The family raced there as fast as they could.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha......!!!

They searched and searched, finding no trace of Baby anywhere in the cemetery.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha...!!!

A loud creak drew their attention to the door of the main crypt. The heavy door slowly screeched open. Their jaws dropped when they saw what emerged...

Next: Baby Back

Don't Fear the Reaper

Mama was not surprised when she came out to the living room and found Papa making out with the maid. But she was concerned when she heard Baby scream, "Mama! Papa's being bad!!!"

Mama explained that she and Papa were not married anymore, and things like this might happen. She assured Baby that she and Papa both loved her very much.

Baby was emotionally distraught at this new revelation. She took off on her bike and road around aimlessly.

Eventually, she found herself at the town graveyard. She parked her bike and cautiously entered the spooky cemetery grounds.

She did not know why, but Baby felt the urge to go running into the heart of the graveyard.

Soon, she found herself before a huge, church-like, crypt.

The door was open a smidge and her curiosity got the best of her. Quietly, She crept up to the doorway and stepped inside...

Where's Baby???

Suspicious Minds

One day when Mama got home from work, Papa presented her with a surprise gift. A maid!

Mama had been working long hours at the laboratory and Papa said that he thought she could use a break from some of the house cleaning. She was pretty tired from all of the extra time she had been putting in. So her immediate reaction was one of relief.

But when she looked at Papa and the maid together, she began to pick up a strange vibe.

Bro too was picking up a strange vibe.

Even Baby was picking up a strange vibe.

But vibes are just vibes. Mama decided that her lack of sleep must just be making her paranoid.

Next: Don't Fear the Reaper

Jukebox Hero

One day Bro decided to take up learning the guitar. He thought it might be a good way to work out his frustrations. Particularly his biggest frustration, Papa.

Bro was very shy and self-conscious at first. he would only practice guitar alone in the bathroom.

But he really kept at it. Soon he was playing quite well.

Finally, he invited the family to watch him play. He was still a bit nervous though, so he held the concert in the bathroom. He was surprised when he received high praise from Papa.

He was also surprised when he excitedly showed Lisa his new skills. He thought she would be proud and happy for him. Instead, she got all freaked out and worried that he would soon be surrounded by screaming babes and he would forget all about her.

Next: Suspicious Minds

Pour Some Sugar on Me

Papa finally 'fessed up to Mama about his altercation with the neighbors and how it led to him spending a few nights in the county lock-up.

He vowed to make things right with the neighbors by inviting them to a pool party. Mama was confused because the Martian family did not have a swimming pool. But she thought it best not to provoke him with more questions.

In addition to the neighbors across the street, Papa invited a few other people, including the attractive, blond-haired, female plumber.

At one point, Papa managed to get her alone in the kitchen. He took the opportunity to assail her with suggestive cooking innuendos.

The plumber tactfully explained to Papa that she had never cooked with a partner before and that she was saving all of her cooking skills for marriage.

All in all, the pool party with no pool was kind of a flop.

The only excitement was when Mama walked in on Bro teaching Lisa mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Next: Jukebox Hero

Bigfoot in His Mouth

When Mama asked where he had been, Papa said that he had been just attending to business. Then he quickly changed the subject to the brand new computer he had brought home.

Everyone loved the new computer, and Papa did behave nicely to the family for a day or two. But before they knew it, he had slipped back into his old, obnoxious, behavior patterns.

He told Mama that her long hair made her look like a sasquatch.

This did not make Mama feel very pretty. She decided to go take a shower. After she had disrobed, she discovered that the shower had mysteriously stopped working.

When she told Papa, he said that he had already called a plumber. Just then a beautiful, blond-haired, woman with tools showed up. They seemed to know each other and Papa spent an hour flirting with her. To top it off, she never even fixed the shower.

Next: Pour Some Sugar on Me

Papa's Back... (nuff said)

Next: Bigfoot in His Mouth

Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da

Monday morning arrived with no return of the prodigal Papa.

The world did not stop spinning. Life went on.

Mama got a promotion at work.

Bro met Lisa's family.

And men in black appeared randomly with no apparent rhyme or reason.

Next: Papa's Back... (nuff said)

Every Day is Like Sunday

When the rest of the family arose, they were not alarmed by the fact that Papa did not seem to be around. He was always sneaking off somewhere or other.

Baby decided to enjoy her Sunday by riding her bike down to the city library.

Bro and Lisa went swimming at the public swimming pool.

By bedtime, however, it did seem odd that no one had heard or seen anything from Papa all day.

Next: Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da