Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Bad

"I'll take this, Rhea." said Ruby. "Excuse me, Mr. Jackson...? Hi... Yeah... So, on a scale of one to ten, you're at about an eleven right now and we need you at about a three."

"You!!! You're the one who sucked me here!"

"Excuse me. No one sucked you anywhere, Mr. Jackson..."

"Yes you did! You sucked me here..."

"Listen, fella! It was an accident! I was summoning another spirit and you happened to wander in behind him!"

"That's not what the dwarf in the Black Lodge told me!!!"

"Oh God." fumed Ruby "This is gonna be harder than I thought."

Next: Off the Wall

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