Saturday, October 3, 2009

I Don't Want to Wait

"Hello!" Novio called out to his sleeping hosts.

Neither of them stirred.

"Dammit!"

He tried the next room down where Ruby and Bro were sleeping.

"Wake up guys! It's an emergency! This house has no TV set!" he shouted.

He got no response.

"TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT OF THE DAWSON'S CREEK MARATHON!!!"

Nothing but quiet snores.

When it became clear that he was not going to have any success waking anyone from their slumber, Novio roared in frustration and stormed out of the room.

There was nothing he could do. He was going to miss the Dawson's Creek Marathon.

As reality set in, Novio consoled himself with a tearful sponge bath in the bathroom sink.

Then he heaved a sigh, curled up into a ball on the living room couch, and dreamed of Katie Holmes...

Next: Crazy

7 comments:

  1. LOL!!! And when you thought Novio could not get any creepier - there it is - the last post. >_<

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  2. This whole series has been funny, but this post made me laugh out loud. :)

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  3. Thank you guys! It is great to know that people are enjoying it. :)

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  4. not sure if youll read this, but i got the reference to novio being tom cruise, if it was a reference.

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  5. Yeah, there seems to be some uncanny similarities between the two...

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