Thursday, September 17, 2009

Beat on the Brat

Betrayed by his girlfriend, Bro found himself surrounded by men in black. Everyone was curious about what Bro's next move would be.

Everyone except for Lisa, that is. She was wondering if she might get a trophy for her bravery.

As the men closed in around him, Bro said, "Easy fellas. You've got the wrong guy, here. I'm just a simple farmer. I don't mutilate cows. I milk 'em."

Without missing a beat, one of the MIBs twisted an arm behind Bro's back. Another leaned in and hissed, "Where are the others hiding?"

"Up your ass!" Bro spat.

The MIB who had asked the question sighed and gave a nearly imperceptible jerk of his head. The others fell upon Bro, beating and kicking him.

Meanwhile, back at the house, Mama and Peach were discovering a mutual attraction.

Baby was helping Wrill work on repressing his psychic aura.

Ruby was thinking about Bro and wondering if the reason he told her about his plan was because he secretly likes her.

...and Novio was contemplating his own reflection and wondering what it would be like to be a unicorn.

Next: Farmer in the Cell

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