Love is Like Oxygen

As the last rays of sunlight fell below the horizon, Bro decided there was only one thing left for him to try. Dangerous as it might be, he decided to head over to Lisa's house.

When he got to the house Bro hid in the bushes and took stock of the situation. No sign of men in black. He was trying to decide what to do next when, all of a sudden, there she was! Lisa, his long lost girlfriend! Not dead at all, but alive and beautiful and walking up to her front door!

Bro got Lisa's attention with a quick and urgent, Psst! She froze in her tracks, but recognized him instantly, despite his farmer disguise. Looking around to make sure no one saw them, she gestured for Bro to meet her in the backyard.

Bro slipped through the backyard gate and stood out of sight. It seemed like ages before Lisa emerged from the backdoor of the house. The anticipation was driving him crazy. Finally the door swung open and Lisa stepped out. She walked over to the swing-set and sat down on a swing.

Bro stepped toward her, his arms spread for a long overdue embrace. But before he could reach her, she leaped up and screamed at him.

"KEEP YOUR SLIMY TENTACLES OFF OF ME YOU DAMN, LYING, ALIEN!!!"

"Lisa!" Bro said, "Please listen to me! I can explain..."

"Explain it to the government agents!", she spat. "You tricked me so you could impregnate me with your disgusting alien seed! Thank God it didn't work! You make me sick!!!"

Lisa turned to one of the men in black who had suddenly appeared in the backyard.

"He's all yours, Boys. Get him out of my sight!!!"

One of the MIBS stepped forward and grinned.

"Well, EE-I, EE-I, OH..."

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